I walked down the hall and saw that [she] was sitting on the floor next to a chair. This is always a

I walked down the hall and saw that [she] was sitting on the floor next to a chair. This is always a bad sign. It's a slippery slope, and it's best just to sit in chairs, to eat when hungry, to sleep and rise and work. But we have all been there. Chairs are for people, and you're not sure if you are one.
----Miranda July, No One Belongs Here More Than You