I’m stuck babysitting turtle eggs while a volleyball player slash grease monkey slash aquarium volun

I’m stuck babysitting turtle eggs while a volleyball player slash grease monkey slash aquarium volunteer tries to hit on me.” I’m not hitting on you,” he protested.No?”Believe me, you’d know if I was hitting on you. You wouldn’t be able to stop yourself from succumbing to my charms.
----Nicholas Sparks, The Last Song