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Riza: Without his Alchemy he's just...Jean: A little brat who swears a lotMaes: An arrogant pipsquea


Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?


THE WOMAN WAS GOING TO KILL HIM, and not because she was stronger and more vicious than he was. Whic


Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back.


Why?' is always the most difficult question to answer. You know where you are when someone asks you


Cats don't need to be possessed


If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?


You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?


Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his butt


Locke sighed.'So this is winning,' he said.'It is,' replied Jean. 'It can go fuck itself,' said Lock


*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additiona


Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality show


Before I begin, may I ask how old you are?""You may ask.""How old are you?""It's none of your busine


When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.


Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine 1) didn't work, 2


Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!


It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it s


...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.


If anger were mileage, I'd be a very frequent flyer, right up there in First Class.


?No people whose word for 'yesterday' is the same as their word for 'tomorrow' can be said to have a