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Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

It looks as though your shop is doing well," Luka said gazing around, "Could you help me find a gift

Arianne had her feet up on the table, wearing a striped conductor's cap.Arriane was fixated on the g

That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!

TANDAAN: mahirap mafriendzone, pero madali lang gumanti!

friendzone humor love

Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?"I'm on a s

humor ranger romance stephanie

It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.

Thomas: Is it [my brain] fixed?Brenda: It worked, judging from the fact that you're not trying to ki

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Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!

The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright, creative and ambitio

art creativity graffiti humor

Was he a good kisser, Ms. Lane?” Barrons asked, watching me carefully.I wiped my mouth with the back

Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.

humor ilona-andrews kids on-the-edge

Her majesty is one verb short of a sentence.

humor insults put-downs

Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.

humor politics second-amendment

Millard! Who's the prime minister?""Winston Churchill," he said. "Have you gone daft?""What's the ca

Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.

When we were almost to the other campus, I felt the weird nausea hit me. I called a warning to Chris

christian humor rose vampire-academy

I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Ky

humor stereotypes

The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty

If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.

harry-dresden humor

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