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Just as I had long suspected, a person didn't really need math for anything anyway. Maybe some peopl

It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it

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Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way."It's three thirty in the morning.""Okay. Want coffee?

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He smiled in a way that made me want to kiss him right on the spot. Or the lips. Whichever was close

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This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

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Humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle.

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A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizz

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Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, a

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I will describe my eyes and then begin the story. My eyes are blue and resplendent. Now I will begin

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I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body,

How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does

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…well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage.

Even now, despite Angeline's watchfulness, she'd occasionally oscillate between random topics, like

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No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six

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Normal" is just a setting on your dryer.

I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of

I rode an elevator with a guy who was whistling the tune of 'this is the song that never ends'. Putt

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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo

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