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But Grover’s voice was already growing fainter. ‘Sweet dreams. Don’t let me die!

All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental.

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Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace.

You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.

Ransom really looked at the other man for the first time, shook his head, stared again.“Holy hell, y

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My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and cal

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Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.

You can read minds, and you didn't tell me?” Link stared at me like he just found out I was the Silv

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I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears

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If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?'Clawing at the roof of her coffin.

He specialized in the murder of dreams, Hazel Grace...

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Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?

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It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.

Once again, I've been thwarted by the massive difference between my vision of the successful me and

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I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.

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