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Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!

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Huging my pillow to my chest, I told myself, At least soon you won't have so much time to miss him.

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Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort.

For the record, I would like to point out that it is NOT being obsessive to memorize a boy's schedul

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Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy.

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I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

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Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the busin

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OK," Josh said evenly, "I've seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?"

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Do you find this...distracting?

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'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken?

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I'm trying to make some sense out of the phrase "Everything happens for a reason," and I think I've

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?

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