Coz Of ...

Women are sneaky.

If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times

I alternate between feeling sympathetic toward humanity and being a misanthrope. When I'm sympatheti

humanity humor misanthrope social-commentary

I am perfectly qualified to give you an injection. You're not going to tell me you're afraid of a li

This was very exciting. I'd never had two boys get into a fight over me before. The fact that one of

humor mediator-series meg-cabot

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance

death depression humor undertakers

We made too many wrong mistakes.

I don't mind if you forget me.Having learned my lesson,I never left an impression on anyone.

humor lyrics music

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as

fate humor life-lessons life-sucks random wisdom

You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow?" "I don't have five you can borrow. My pig

humor like-me vee

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

be-yourself being-yourself clever comedic differences everyone funny funny-but-true humor ignorance jokes laughter mockery opinions personality personality-types sense-of-humor similarities stupidity traits types witty

Dear Non-American Black, when you make the choice to come to America, you become black. Stop arguing

Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier

beaurocracy humor management

Tut, Tut, looks like rain

Hell's bells, irony blows.

harry-dresden humor irony

If everyone in the world sat quietly at the same time, closed their eyes and concentrated as hard as

compassion funny humor peace

I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your music, but even with

Do you sleep naked?

<
1
2
...
495
496
497
498
499
500
501
...
5550
5551
>