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I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.

How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?

I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regard

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

I'm not stubborn. My way is just better.

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I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.

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What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?

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By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your brok

What's the use of a great city having temptations if fellows don't yield to them?

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Why couldn't you turn into a fireball when we were on the same team!

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Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir B

Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain

I sheathed my blade and glared at him. "And here I almost thought you weren't a complete bastard.""W

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I'm not senile," I snapped. "If I burn the house down it will be on purpose.

The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtl

Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I pic

Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue." Shane shrugged.

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

BE QUIET!!...What do you want...? I was in the middle of saying something nice...

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Personally, I like it much better when someone else does the decision making. That way you have legi

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