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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typ

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sne

Maybe we should go on lots of double dates,” Cath said, “and then we can get married on the same day

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It was beautiful in a harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way.

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Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.

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Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I alwa

He was a writer and words were his weapons.

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However, because they have no actual interests of their own (or if they do, they squelch them in ord

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Madame Bellwings, Memoir Elf Coordinator, was not at all pleased with this request, because elves wh

When did you become a woman?"-HatoriHow dare you ask that after you have seen me naked so many times

You weren't afraid of me when I was Wolf," he said. "Why are you afraid of Nathan?""He's got big fee

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Heifer.”“Rich man’s whore!”“At least mine can cook the food he eats. And replaces it, too.”“Now see,

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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

Do you always ask me the same questions you ask him?""It depends on whether or not I get an answer.

Anthony looked down at his evil clutches -- hands, he reminded himself, hands -- and grinned anew.

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There must be a mistake," I said. He adjusted his bag on his shoulder. "That's a creative name. What

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Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.

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Let him treat you like a lady and open the car door for you. If he doesn't automatically open the do

I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a nor

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