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Excuse me? Tonight you represent every dateless woman in this city, every woman who's about to sit d

I hate patience. Slows everything down.

Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.

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Could you just call me Pigeon?” he asked the teacher when she read his name.“Does your mother call y

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She's under duress," Peaseblossom said."I don't care if she's under duress, over it, or alongside it

You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be ban

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly.

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Easy. Peasy

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You can't save everyone, though God knows you try.

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It's a lazy Saturday afternoon, there's a couple lying naked in bed reading Encyclopediea Brittannic

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No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

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That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said."How cool will it be when it kills us?" Sabrina

And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.

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He has fought many battles with us" (Jace) By which you mean one battle" muttered Simon. "Two if you

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