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Holy mother!""Hmph. More like holy father. I'd think you'd know the difference."-Hephaetus

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8%

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I wish someone had just told me the truth right up front, as soon as I was old enough to understand

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Clary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life

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If God wanted a world filled with saints, He never would have created adolescence.

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Should I pull on a shirt?" he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. "No." He'd be doing th

The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead.

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

Well,” she said. “I’m frustrated.”“Don’t make me angry-kiss you.”“Give me the laundry.”“Tempers risi

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But there is in everything a reasonable division of labour. I have written the book, and nothing on

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The greater part of the world's troubles are due to questions of grammar.

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Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

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I box in yellow Gox box socks.

Nothing is safe from you. If I were to court a girl who lived on an iceberg in the middle of the oce

I thought you said you were the one in charge!" Ce'Nedra exclaimed.I lied." Silk said. "It's a vice

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That’s why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong on purpose so he could sit down. He knew he wasn’

A horse must be a bit mad to be a good cavalry mount, and its rider must be completely so.

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Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It

If you want to be seen, stand up.If you want to be heard, speak up.If you want to be appreciated, sh

Are you her boyfriend?”...No, I’m her fiancé.” Nate said.We’ve been promised to each other since bir

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