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Yes you're getting your tattoo." I threw my arms around Dad's neck. "Thank you!" "Hey," Mom said. "I


Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded


You just noticed? You're slow...


We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-b


You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to


Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?


Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown


I'm sorry I hurt your hand...with my face."-Bobby Pendragon


What, you didn’t pack your lunch?” Ty asked sarcastically as he shifted around in the seat and wedge


A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.


You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The lastpresent you gave me was a stick.”“You wan


It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explai


After the satyrs filed in to dinner, the Hermes cabin brought up the rear. They were always the bigg


I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.-Calvin


So let me get this straight. You were living in a tent in the woods, but now you're living with Prin


When you choose a man who thinks eight seconds is a long time, perhaps you need two of them. Hmm?


Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens


The ill-informed masses included her own family among their ranks, a family that specialized in bein


There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.


You are all a lost generation," Gertrude Stein said to Hemingway. We weren't lost. We knew where we