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If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.

She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army.""Rose, your pants ARE from the salvation ar

No one can be right all the time, but it helps to be right most of the time.

Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is br

It is often argued that religion is valuable because it makes men good, but even if this were true i

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Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

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While browsing in a second-hand bookshop one day, George Bernard Shaw was amused to find a copy of o

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I hear your insults and plan to silence them with my victory.

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I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

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