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There are some dogs which, when you meet them, remind you that, despite thousands of years of man-ma

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Where are you going?""Nowhere special. I just have some... things to do.""Why did you pause?'"I'm so

You look about as trapped as a piglet at a baby back ribs cookoff.

Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along

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I’m not an idiot, Kenji. I have reasons for the things I say.”“Yeah, and maybe I’m just saying that

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My geekness is a-quivering.

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There must be something wrong with those people who think Audrey Hepburn doesn’t perspire, hiccup or

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Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose...what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on,

If you're worried about safety, you might like to follow my example and put on that seat belt.""The

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Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on

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It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours

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We were just looking at maps...

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You can't make footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to make

The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy."- Cat re:

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And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.

He gave her a sly, sideways look. "Did youbring it?""My list? Heavens, no. What can you be thinking?

How did you kill the Ashman in the forest last year?”“I shot him with an arrow.”“What kind of arrow?

I've won Satan's lottery.

In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw.

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