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The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort.

I sat down and tried to write a story."Ian MacArthur is a wonderful sweet fellow who wears glasses a

I'm convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.

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You just gotta tell her, man,’ I said. ‘You just gotta say, “Angela, I really like you, but there’s

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Our opponent is an alien starship packed with atomic bombs," I said. "We have a protractor.

It begins in the heart...and it hurts when it's true.It only hurts because it's true.

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A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End.

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Anya jumped in front of the man, acting as his shield. “Now, Sabin. He didn’t mean any harm. He’s bo

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A novelist can’t be without a kimono and pen!(Shigure)

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When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass!

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Patience is a virtue and the best things in life are worth waiting for.

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Vengeance is sweet. Vengeance taken when the vengee isn't sure who the venger is, is sweeter still.

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