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If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.

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Corrival looked around. 'So is this it? Is everyone here? Erskine, maybe you should start the ball r

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Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

My ears are too beeg for my head. My head ees too beeg for my body. I am not a Siamese cat ... I AM

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The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a

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When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.

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It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

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The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of

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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.'-Jace'Just break the do

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You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do

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Whatever you do, in the privacy of your own rain shower, is your own business

Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I'm not trying to overreact or anything but I

Fine, but if you get yourself killed I reserve the right to flush your ashes down the toilet while I

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Oh, for Christ's sake,' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering

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Roar's smile widened. "I know. You missed me." She rolled her eyes. "It's barely been three weeks si

Looks like Kelsey wins the award for early riser. And doesn’t she look purtier than a pat of butter

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You're a very difficult person to manipulate, you know.""Nonsense," he said. "You just have to promi

I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of soc

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