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Compromise is a stalling between two fools.

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Sarcasm creates a chasm between yourself and others.

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I commend my soul to any god that can find it.

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I don't like to think of it as 'stolen'. They have no proof that I didn't plan on giving it back.""Y

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We scarified a mosquito. I bet that's what did it. It was probably a virgin too.

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