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It's amazing what flipping a grown man over her shoulder does for a girl.

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Whew! You two are blowing hotter air than a tornado circlin’ a volcano in Hades.

They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.

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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It

Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."(Sass: k

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy

When humor goes, there goes civilization.

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Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!” said Piglet, feeling him. Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to expl

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It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot

Harry, we saw Uranus up close!” said Ron, still giggling feebly. “Get it, Harry? We saw Uranus — ha

And so the Universe ended.

Look, Laszlo. I'll have the dentist with me, and I don't want to alarm her any more than necessary.

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something

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I'm not bossy - I just happen to be more capable than most everyone else.

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And Daniel?" She asked."Daniel was a player-""Hey!" "That's what they called the actors." Bill rolle

I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the mo

I couldn't claim that I was smarter than sixty-five other guys--but the average of sixty-five other

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God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron)

Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move.

Who brings baby pictures on an international flight?" I hissed. "If I'd wanted my bare ass paraded i

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