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Then there were the shabti, magical figurines that were supposed to come to life when summoned. A fe


Kitty need's a tounge bath


If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.


Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.


Jenks enthusiastically leaned against the counter and opened the box. Bypassing the plastic knife, h


Check it out-this is a copy of a painting of a Greek High Priestess named Calliope. it says she was


Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on whe


Percy looked at his friends. “I’m getting tired of this guy’s shirt.


Are you okay? You seem ...soggy.""Soggy?""Yes." Heather nodded. "Like you're a depressed spaghetti n


I flung open the door. I got a momentary flash of about a hundred and fifteen cats of all sizes and


Good-humor is a philosophic state of mind


What are you?" she asked. "A monster," said Kell hoarsely. "You'd better let me go." The girl gave a


The joke was that President Bush only declared war when Starbucks was hit. You can mess with the U.N


– and pompous fools drive me up the wall. Ordinary fools are alright; you can talk to them and try t


Well, Mr. Frankel, who started this program, began to suffer from the computer disease that anybody


[Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder."[Stephanie] "I'm rattled.""I ha


How come a boy can be so stupid, but a Daddy, who actually used to be a BOY himself, can be so wonde


Have you met the French? My...GOD they know how to party!


Am I still married to a cat? (Adrian)


Hey!" Caleb snapped as he realized Nick was about to lock him on the outside with their attackers. H