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You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.

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Bursar?""Yes, Archchancellor?""You ain't a member of some secret society or somethin', are you?""Me?

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He held up his index finger. "Rule one: in any dispute between mates, themale is always to blame, ev

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And what have I done?" What? WHAT?...You've stolen them." With that, Cornelia fled, but Buttercup un

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.

I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!

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His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance.

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Oh, Hazel is awesome," Don Said. "She's so nice! All the other campers are like 'Go away Don.' But s

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It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered.

You totally need to watch the news.""Can't.""Why?""It's too depressing.""Right, because hanging with

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Miss Butterworth and the Mad Baron,” Sebastian said approvingly. “Excellent choice.”“You have read t

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The three of you are enough to drive a mara mad.'She can wear my shirt," she growled in an imitation

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