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Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.

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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Well, I'm about as tall as a shotgun, and just as noisy.

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The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.

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The dead are way more organized than the living.

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And try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conf

Most photographers have some kind of verbal patter going on when they shoot: "Great. Turn to me. Big

It seemed Lady Luck hated me worse than usual.

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I'm not looking for the perfect man. I'm looking for the man whose imperfections I can put up with.

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How'd you get to be so good at this?""I had a good teacher.""Better not have been Myrnin or I'll hav

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I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

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Something about telling that story made my gut grow back together."What?"Oh, nothing. Just thinking

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Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -

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We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your

WE do try to eat," Raoul called back to her [Kel]. I go all faint if I don't get fed regularly. Only

Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed. "Holy Hell," Callie whispered,

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I've said it before and I'll say it again, my lord. You are an evil man.

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This book will prove the following ten facts:1. A Goon is a being who melts into the foreground and

How did you find me? If you hacked into the Club’s computer to look up my appointments - "“Whoa, I t

Oh, man," Xavier groaned. "See what you've done--now I'm stressing.""You can't! You're the stable on

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