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Rich children are always blond, Jocelyn goes. It has to do with vitamins.

And Mega has a crush on Chester.""I do not!""Do too, Mega.""He's like, old!""How old, Christian says

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Not daring to flee since my general location has just been broadcast to any killer who cares. I mean

Now lemme get this straight," she said in a throaty, nasal voice. "You put the lime in the cocanut a

I'll take the cemetery," Kane said. He didn't sound excited. Rather, he sounded resigned. "The club

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Well finish your story anyway."Where was I?"The bubonic plague. The bulldozer was stalled by corpses

Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.

Bethany blinked. "Did you just hit me?" she asked, disbelief coloring her every feature.Skylar raise

What's the point of being a grown-up if you don't get to be immature?

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Conner Lassiter. Scheduled to be unwound the 21st of November-until you went AWOL. You caused an acc

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if sh

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A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is

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Roger, he has a chain saw," I hissed. "I am not going to die in Kentucky!

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Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screamin

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See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of s

But I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associa

Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all und

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Genius is of small use to a woman who does not know how to do her hair.

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