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A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.

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Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, "You know what they say about curiosity? Th

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We are gods with anuses.

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All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money.

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I'm dying!" Malfoy yelled, as the class panicked. "I'm dying, look at me! It's killed me!

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She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

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