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I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.

Here's something for you to remember; you might have been born into money, but you came out of a vag

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Running ain't no bad thing. Leastways if you run in the right direction.

Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?"It's a street name," Ranger said. "I was

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Emilio appeared with wine before Cal could say anything, and Min beamed at him, grateful for the res

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So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.

now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, its lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip

I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stup

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Da. This is going very well already."Thomas barked out a laugh. "There are seven of us against the R

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Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with

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Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it u

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I stood my ground. "You evil scientist are all the same--evil. Count me out."Fang and I brushed past

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What are you doing?" "Ya!" said Jane, whirling around, her hands held up menacingly. It was Mr. Nobl

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Sit, Phantom!" Ivy cooed. "On your bottom!""Oh, for goodness' sake!" Gabriel put down his book and p

A succubus on the set. Strike that, the health-conscious kid sister made it two… succubuses. Succubu

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Principal Principal: Where's your late pass, mister?Errant Student: I'm on my way to get one now. PP

Fire wants to burn Water wants to flow Air wants to rise Earth wants to bindChaos wants to devourCal

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

Of course, now I had the problem of communicating what I needed. Marlen was still beating on the doo

Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs.“Sometime,” I tol

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