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...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?""In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a m

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to

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St. Clair clears his throat. 'My fiancée and I are headed out for a celebratory dessert. I'd ask you

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Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and

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Let's be reasonable and add an eighth day to the week that is devoted exclusively to reading.

Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.

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Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.

...crackers..." a voice breathed out nehind us, "yesss..."Both of us turned, watching as Chubs twist

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Mary-Lynnette: "You have not read 'Pride and Prejudice'."Ash: "Why not?"Mary-Lynnette: "Because Jane

Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny.

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasa

We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.""Scrabble?" He sounds surprised. "Scrabble's great.""Not w

It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see...""You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?""No,

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A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health.However, I always ca

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Geez, you guys. I know I'm popular and all, but seriously, you're a bit too co-dependent for me. I'm

If it weren't for greed, intolerance, hate, passion and murder, you would have no works of art, no g

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Chocolate is God's apology for brocolli

Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

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