When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you

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A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-p

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For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him will

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Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.

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It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.

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So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you someho

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Caring about someone isn't complicated. It isn't easy. But it isn't complicated, either. Kinda like

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Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

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If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mi

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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It is very useful, when one is young, to learn the difference between "literally" and "figuratively.

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I don't know how you persist in being so stubborn-""It's a superpower. I was bitten by a radioactive

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Fall off your own roof.

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Breeze strolled over to the table and chose a seat with his characteristic decorum. The portly man r

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We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the te

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I feel about Photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflect

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I'm sorry," he says."What? Why?""You're fixing everything I set down." He nods at my hands, which ar

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To answer your question, you want me because I'm made of awesome.

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They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just

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The baby batScreamed out in fright,'Turn on the dark,I'm afraid of the light.

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