why can't you see i'm a kid', said the kid.Why try to make me like you?Why are you hurt when I don't

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Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me.No hope, no harm; just another false alarm

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If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is ma

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When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish, I

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Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?' 'To the curious incident of the do

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As it turned out, everyone wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two.

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Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

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I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This

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When in doubt, look intelligent.

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I don't think you should be an Auror, Harry," said Luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. "The

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You're Valentine's son. I'm sure you're the one the Queen really wants to see. Besides, you're charm

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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

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When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and

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I swear, my dear. Sometimes our conversations remind me of a broken sword."She raised an eyebrow."Sh

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Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing--turn your toes out when you walk---

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I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.

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I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

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How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

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Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

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