Your stepfather? I'd like to meet him."Oh no... why?"I'm not sure that's a good idea."Christian unlo

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Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

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Adventures are never fun while you're having them.

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Foaly: Anyone see you come in here? Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB. Foaly: The

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I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless)Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church."Max:

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You have something on your neck. What Looks like a bite mark, what were you doing out all night, any

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I'm not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare who says that it's alwa

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You leave me tied up like a dog? Then you had better remember that this bitch bites!

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Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.

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You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?""I've

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I still don't belong to anyone - I am mine.

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[In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare.

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I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

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The train is roaring toward you and the villain is twirling his moustache and you're fussing that he

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When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You kno

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I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.

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For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but

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Anxiety's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you very far.

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The sign was spray-painted in Arabic and English, probably from some attempt by the farmer to sell h

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I might have known,” said Eeyore. “After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke

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