I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

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-BDB on the board-Knitter's AnonimousMay 8, 2006Rhage (in his bedroom posting in V's room on the boa

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?"

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I am Dead, but it's not so bad. I've learned to live with it.

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I don't like lollipops.

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Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?"

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In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!

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Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing. And even if you don't come up

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Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your na

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He had heard about talking to plants in the early seventies, on Radio Four, and thought it was an ex

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I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the sh

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I planted a kamikaze kiss on Jamie’s cheek.“FUCK,” he shouted, wiping it off. “What if you killed me

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If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might bette

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Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if

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Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked."Yes", Saiman said. "And now he is demolishing the Maserati

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All right," Clara said. "We have our swordsman, so let's get moving. Brigan, could you attempt, at l

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Nice dress. Take it off.

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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed

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If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.

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