Are you any good at it?""Pulling idiots out of the snow? I'm the best.

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This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.

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If you need help bark like a dog." - Gendry. "That's stupid. If I need help I'll shout help." - Arya

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My brain? That's my second favorite organ.

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I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

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Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasant

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