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That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.

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One of the greatest myths in the world - & the phrase 'greatest myths' is just a fancy way of saying

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Whereas story is processed in the mind in a straightforward manner, poetry bypasses rational thought

You'd be surprised how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as teletubies.

If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.

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Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.

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A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.

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Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but

Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that m

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Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while

As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.

Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.

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Oh, look at that, he's heard of me. My fame grows.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

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Thinking is hard work, which is why you don't see many people doing it.

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If you're trapped in the dream of the Other, you're fucked.

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Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs.She leaned in, prodded them a little. Eating with those puppies was going

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Kronos would be 10 times more powerful. His very presence would incinerate you. And once he achieves

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I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.

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