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Ever heard of the rule of three? he shouts as we run.No!If you save somebody's life three times, the

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As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

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Which way did they go, Peeves?" Filch was saying. "Quick, tell me." "Say 'please.'" "Don't mess with

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A demigod!" one snarled."Eat it!" yelled another.But that's as far as they got before I slashed a wi

I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majorit

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Five syllables," Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. "That would be real bad.

He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down s

Well, that's an evil smile...

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An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

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Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

You fuck - you ate my cat!

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Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the

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I knew I could do it all this time,” said Harry, “Because I'd already done it... does that make sens

My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.”I pointed to my right breast. “This is Dan

I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.

I try to avoid having thoughts. They lead to other thoughts, and—if you’re not careful—those lead to

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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

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Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed."Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he led the

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