I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

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Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry" said Hermione, before catching sight of Ron

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Leo lowered his screwdriver. He looked at the ceiling and shook his head like, What am I gonna do wi

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We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go

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Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It

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Do not do that again," he said stiffly."Don't kiss me back then," I retorted.He stared at me for wha

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The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

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Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.

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I can't go on, I'll go on.

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I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Weste

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Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people."She nodded. "And so...hypothetically,

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Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes!

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Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything.

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Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with an

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If I ever meet myself,' said Zaphod, 'I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

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Q: You'er presented with a smooth-faced, eight-foot-high wooden wall. Your objective? Get over it. T

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We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

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The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are...

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Take bread away from me, if you wish,take air away, butdo not take from me your laughter.Do not take

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