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It’s sarcasm, Josh.”“Sarcasm?”“It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you a

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Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

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Some of the worst mistakes in my life were haircuts

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In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

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I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.

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I hate you," I muttered.Noah smiled wider. "I know.

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I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter.", 1657)

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Your brain is doing some great work when it's laughing.

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Have you ever had a girlfriend, Kenji?" me?

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No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.

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