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Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.

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I wouldn't marry Giddon to save my life," Katsa said. "Not even to save yours.""Well." Raffin's eyes

Helloooo? I just made some changes in my life, and if I don't get back to you as soon as possible, t

God knows I had not wanted to fall in love with her. I had not wanted to fall in love with any one.

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it make

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In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.

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Henry turned as if to dart out of the room, then swung around and stared at them, a look of confusio

You've got no sense of humor.""I'm going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass.

The world isn't fair, Calvin.""I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

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Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-w

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You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eatin

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molesting the vampire while he's too weak to fight back, iz? jace asked. i'm pretty sure that violat

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit o

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Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dish

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

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I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.

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Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?" I'll try t

We fatties have a bond, dude. It's like a secret society. We got all kinds of shit you don't know ab

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