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the [coat] rack above his head like a javelin.On the other side of the door was Jace. He blinked. "I

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You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor." a minor," she pointed out. "At least for be

If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

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The staircase that was revealed was lit with a soft red glow.I feel like I'm walking down into a por

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My reading list grows exponentially. Every time I read a book, it'll mention three other books I fee

And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke him

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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.

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I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

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Pooh," said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain." "I know," said Pooh humbly.

We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get a

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Neither were you [born yesterday], unless of course I am wrong, in which case welcome to the world,

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Yes Yeswhen God created love he didn't help most when God created dogs He didn't help dogs when God

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