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Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I wo

I just rely on natural talent," said Adrian, strolling up to the start of the Dragon's Lair. "When y

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Dev-"Come in peace or leave in pieces

In the long second before everyone absorbs what just happened, I see the angel rolling his eyes heav

Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror."Sure is, girlfriend."

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From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

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The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

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My own business always bores me to death

I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.

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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."]

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There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this

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It's my turn to see you through,' she whispers, coming back to me and wrapping me in her blanket as

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I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

She sighed, annoyed at her restlessness. “So,” she said, disrupting Wolf in another backward glance.

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are

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It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things agains

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Immature poets imitate

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