Coz Of ...

Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to g

You! You tricked me! I never want to see you or that bottle of liquid arsenic again!”I chucked the e

bones-and-cat hilarious humor

Rule number one of anime," Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of hi

anime blogging humor

You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?""We have a very big batht

Sometimes I think it is a great mistake to have matter that can think and feel. It complains so. By

A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.

atheism cynicism friendship humor

I made this [letter] very long, because I did not have the leisure to make it shorter.

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, h

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy

happiness humor philosophy thought

So." [Isobel] cleared her throat. "What are we doing?""We," [Varen] said at last, "are doing a proje

humor isobel nevermore varen

MenThey hail you as their morning starBecause you are the way you are.If you return the sentiment,Th

dorothy-parker humor men poetry

What’s your name?' she asked, and surprised herself. But for some reason, she wanted to know.Dean’s

humor morganville-vampires

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

I was supposed to write a romantic comedy, but my characters broke up.

Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Fo

humor safe safety-in-numbers semantics word wordplay

I called Vee."How are you doing?" I asked."Good. How are you?""Good."Silence."Okay," Vee said in a r

In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.

Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what

arthur-dent humor tea

Death and Famine and War and Pollution continued biking towards Tadfield. And Grievous Bodily Harm,

apocalypse humor

Fiction was invented the day Jonah arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late becaus

fiction humor lying on-fiction writing

<
1
2
...
445
446
447
448
449
450
451
...
5550
5551
>