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Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

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But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when yo

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Kenji snorts.“That’s because you’re not fragile,” Kenji says. “If anything, everyone needs to protec

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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

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Unseen in the background, Fate was quietly slipping lead into the boxing-glove.

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We're actors — we're the opposite of people!

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Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha

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If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake.

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