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I glanced up to see Liz and smiled. "Thank you." "I just went along for the ride. After that happene

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I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.

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I really believe, or want to believe, really I am nuts, otherwise I'll never be sane.

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When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.

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An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.

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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Rena

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What do you think that fish is?' Sam asked Astrid.,' she said.'Yeah?' Sam made a face. 'Do you think

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...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!

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Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.

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We'd spent maybe ten minutes together, during which time I'd accidentally swung a sword at her, she'

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Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of "systematically

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The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks.

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Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I

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Kira: L, do you knowGods of deathlove apples?L: Damn you, Kira...

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Kenji has a hand pressed to his mouth, desperately trying to suppress a smile. He’s shaking his head

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