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Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!

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Have you made any other friends since we've been here?"I gave him the death stare. "Yes, actually.""

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The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.

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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

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I feel ill," [Howl] announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die.

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If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

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