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A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority fi

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I have dozens of loyal fans! Baker's dozens! …they come in thirteens.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.

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The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible

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Before I speak, I have something important to say.

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If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.

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I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.-Ella Varner

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She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.

Someday is not a day of the week.

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Well", Fang said, mimicking a thick Southern drawl. "I must say its mighty nice of them Daimons to c

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I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!

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A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they're the ones who helped

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Why do people always expect authors to answer questions? I am an author because I want to ask questi

The more excited I get, the more I vibrate.""Now there's a thought," Lor says."If you mean what I th

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Once, when a religionist denounced me in unmeasured terms, I sent him a card saying, "I am sure you

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A tiger only needs three things to be comfortable. Lots of food, sleep, and…actually, no it’s just t

Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?""Is that

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest o

She shrugs."Men""Men.""If we can send one man to the moon, why can't we send them all there?

Tacos.""Tacos?" I echoed.This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese.""I know what a taco i

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