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Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distribut

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The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endur

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive.

It seems that the young woman made some indelicate suggestion of a threesome...When I got there, Mis

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Either you go to America with Mrs. Van Hopper or you come home to Manderley with me.""Do you mean yo

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Why did Mother ask you to help me rescue Gelsi?" I asked Leif."She thought I could assist you in som

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Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

Molly: So how do you think of Bryce Hamilton crowd so far? Boys hot enough for you?Bethany: I wouldn

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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrori

I spilled more times than a glass of milk on a roller coaster.

[Myrnin to Claire about their costumes of Pierrot and Harlequin, respectively]"Don't they teach you

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I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

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The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until

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Well, spit on my empty grave--if it ain't the attack of the Disney princesses!

Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.

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