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You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to

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Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.

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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?

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I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.

Rules and school are tools for fools! I don't give two mules for rules.

Mike nodded. A sombre nod. The nod Napoleon might have given if somebody had met him in 1812 and sai

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I love you above all things, even pie.

Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group

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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, suga

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If you don't get everything you want, think of the things you don't get that you don't want.

Yes, my tiara sets off the whole thing nicely," said Auntie Muriel in a rather carrying whisper. "Bu

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My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.

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Do you like to slide?" His voice was eager.Stair rails! Did he suspect me? I forced a sigh. "No, Maj

Why do all your brilliant ideas involve felonies?

That's a sweet piece," said Jean, briefly forgetting to be aggravated. "You didn't snatch that off a

Paris answered for him. "Last time he spread the flashing love, Reyes threw up all over his shirt. I

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When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enou

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I'm seven hundred years old, Alexander. I know when something isn't going to work. You won't even ad

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Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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