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I am a man, and men do not drink pink drinks. Now, be gone, woman, and fetch me something brown." Ja

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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

His eyes widened just a bit, his lips flexed. I realized he was trying not to laugh. I hate it when

People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't e

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Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diam

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I was just kidding, shuck-face," Minho said. "Let's all go over there. She could have an army of psy

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Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woma

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This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?""I don't know. Is it a longing? Is it a giddy stu

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.

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What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with your brother?" "Becaus

That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so okay.

Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.

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It was a lame excuse, and I knew that wasn't the reason he was canceling. If he wanted to avoid me,

Why hasn't anyone killed him yet?”“Dumb luck,” Wit said. “In that I’m lucky you’re all so dumb.

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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

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Of course, it is quite possible to be in the dark in the dark, but there are so many secrets in the

You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a recor

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You can knock on a deaf man's door forever.

Close your eyes and picture it. Can you see it?"I nod, eyes closed. its texture, shape, and color—go

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