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When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?

The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a tric

You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working." Myrnin set as

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He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right?" "Like what?""Like hitting on you.""Ew. No, of

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There's only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and foget everybody else! It sound e

Must be weird for you, having your mom here.""Weird for me, weird for her, probably weird for you si

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

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Saphira waved her tail, the tip whistling loudly. "I'm not asking you to. However, if we attack firs

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Ride?" Rhage snorted. "Please. That thing is a sewing machine with an air dam taped to it. My GTO co

A word to the wise is infuriating.

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When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect

If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could.

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Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

Yes, vanity is a weakness indeed. But pride - where there is a real superiority of mind, pride will

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Here's an easy way to figure out if you're in a cult: If you're wondering whether you're in a cult,

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Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace

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I never met a man that I didn't like.

There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers.

I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage?’ And the answer is always the Red

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