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I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.

Um," Doc said in a mild voice, "medically speaking, I'm not sure that was the most helpful thing for

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I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let

Cause I'm Irish, and everyone remembers me.

At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loade

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The downside of my celebrity is that I cannot go anywhere in the world without being recognized. It

Hush Hattie!" I said, intoxicated with my success. "I don't want to go to my room. Everyone must kno

I have a terrible memory

It was impossible to get the Dimitri and Tasha thing out of my head, but at least packing and gettin

This is so cool," I said loudly as Dad walked away. "Have you met the tattoo artist? Is he hot?" "He

Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in th

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If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be ...

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Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty

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If you're right & I'm not, I'm going to be hell to live with, she said. So, you better think about t

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You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.

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I think part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids.

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Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a l

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All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

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Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens.

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Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.

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