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Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh

first-sentence humor

A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table

When I grow up, I'd like to be dangerous.

awesomeness humor

My beard grows down to my toes,I never wears no clothes,I wraps my hairAround my bare,And down the r

A dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.

Wit is educated insolence.

definitions humor

You don't need a search warrant to go through someone's trash. Seriously. Once it hits the curb it i

Principled hate is a hell of a lot stronger than "Boy, I wish you hadn't mummified me and thrown me

awesomeness humor

Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after

Which of us is happy in this world? Which of us has his desire? or, having it, is satisfied?

classics humor satire vanity

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..."Mencheres to Cat

bones cat humor

Before I could lose my courage, I said, "Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, righ

humor kiss percabeth

Yo, beautiful. Come pop this collar off me.”Natalya hissed, “Are you mad?”“What’s she gonna do? Vivi

dreams-of-a-dark-warrior funny gollum humor kresley-cole regin

His mouth captured hers, trying to show her with his kiss what he was still learning to express in w

awkward bridgerton humor

I'll go," he said."And that's safer because?""I'm a guy.""Right, and having a pair of dingle balls m

An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said.'I could have tripped.'She stared at him. A moment dra

Familiarity breeds contempt and children.

Lastly, she pictured to herself how this same little sister of hers would, in the after-time, be her

children fantasy-literature humor

But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" T

bicuit dog ethics humor race religion

Ask any guy if sex is important in a relationship and the one who says no is lying. I just haven't m

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