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Sex is like air

If reassurances could dull pain, nobody would ever go to the trouble of pressing grapes.

Holly's theory about the army," Sharon explained.And what is it?" Denise asked, intrigued.Oh, that f

Sed paused in his song, feeling ridiculous for singing it to her while they made love.“Baby, you rea

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

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You must have been going very fast.""I was, until I hit the fence.

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.

Bite me, Harry Potter.

I wish, when I was first born, the first thing I said was "Quote" so the last thing I said before I

I like girls who eat Carrots. ~ Louis Tomlinson

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I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to

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I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?'If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit sho

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I gave him my best cryptic smile. He did not fall down to his feet, kiss my shoes, and promise me th

Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! What's it spell? HEAD FUCK.- Jane

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Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!

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Discipline allows magic. To be a writer is to be the very best of assassins. You do not sit down and

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If you're anorexic, you're doing it wrong."I swat him with a dish towel. "No, no, I mean anorexics l

The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't

I'd been willing to kill for the people I loved for a very long time

LaurellK.Hamilton

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

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